Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/

May 20, 2003

RATING: G.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: Harry Potter. Books and movies. Bruno & Boots.

SUMMARY: Elmer's new roommate.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: Rowling, Korman, not me.

NOTES: For the hp100 Crossover challenge.


OUR WORLD IS CRUMBLING AROUND US
by Halrloprillalar - hal@prillalar.com

"Calm down, Elmer," Boots said.

"What's wrong?" asked Bruno.

"My new roommate," Elmer said. "I can't ... he has some sort of
matter transmogrification device. He changed my ant colony into a
plate of cookies. Then he *ATE* them!"

"Is that him?" Bruno pointed.

Elmer nodded. The new student walked over.

"Going to introduce me, Drimsdale?" he drawled.

Elmer shuddered. "Boots O'Neal, Bruno Walton -- Draco Malfoy."

Bruno's eyes narrowed. "Welcome to Macdonald Hall," he said, with a
look Boots knew spelled trouble.

"Thank you," said Draco and changed Bruno's shirt into a
straightjacket.

Boots sighed. It would be a long semester.


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