Halrloprillalar prillalar@gmail.com http://prillalar.com/ April 2, 1999 RATING: NC17 for M/M sexual situations. FANDOM/SPOILERS: X-Files. No spoilers. SUMMARY: Pendrell/Courtenay. Pendrell and Courtenay have standard morning-after shower sex. DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed. DISCLAIMER: CC, 1013, Fox, not me. NOTES: For CiCi's birthday. SOAP GETS IN YOUR EYES by Halrloprillalar - prillalar@gmail.com It took Pendrell a few minutes to get the temperature right. Not for the first time, he told himself he should look for an apartment in a newer building, but if there was one thing he had, it was inertia. A lot of inertia. He dodged the first cool spray, adjusted the showerhead, winced at sudden heat, tinkered with the taps, and finally was satisfied. Closing his eyes, he let the water play on his face. As usual, the pressure was weak. Probably environmentally sound to use less water, but it was easier to care about the planet after two cups of coffee. Mmm, the pot was brewing even now and the water was hot and it was Saturday morning, just early enough to feel virtuous. His skin warmed with the shower and the memory of last night, just hot enough to feel wicked. The bathroom door opened and cold air blasted in around the edges of the curtain. Courtenay. "Morning, Blue Eyes. Starting without me?" No sleepy edges on that voice, just the chocolate tones of sex, sex, sex. It was unsettling. "Morning." Eyes still closed, he listened to the fountain splash of Courtenay's morning piss, no water pressure problems there, and was embarrassed to feel embarrassed. Between them, they probably had the average self-consciousness of two normal people. But there was something he should... "Jerry, don't--" Too late. He moved to the far end of the tub, just catching the near scalding spray on his calves. "Sorry," Courtenay laughed. The rain of fire ended as quickly as it began and Pendrell eased back under the water. Then the curtain pulled back and Courtenay stepped into the tub, the moment Pendrell had been dreading desiring forgetting anticipating remembering fearing waiting all his life for. Turning Pendrell to face him, Courtenay leaned down and kissed him. Pendrell almost choked on the flood running into his mouth. Strong, cold, tingling. Cool Mint Listerine. Helps prevent and reduce plaque, gingivitis, and bad breath. Pulling away, he swished and spat, watched the blue swirl down the drain, his uncaffeinated brain flashing briefly on Psycho. But Norman Bates never looked like Jerry. They kissed again, hands holding wet skin, bodies still apart. A kissably fresh kiss, menthol, eucalyptus, mint -- peppermint or spearmint? Doublemint, Juicy Fruit, Thrills gum, and Pendrell really wasn't awake yet and his mind grew duller with every probe of Courtenay's pointed tongue. Then his mouth was empty, cold, tasting a few drops of water dripping down his face. Courtenay turned him around again, hands kneading the knots in his shoulders for a minute. The escape from face to face relieved Pendrell. In the harsh fluorescent bathroom light, he looked smaller, paler, flabbier than he already was. He knew it. He didn't want to see it in Courtenay's face. "Close your eyes, Danny Boy." More coolness, now spreading over his scalp, then the firm warmth of Courtenay's fingertips, working in the shampoo. Starting at his forehead, slowly massaging to the crown, thumbs pressing deeply into the back of his neck. Oh God, it was heaven. Why didn't humans groom more? Evolution had a lot to answer for. A hand smoothed soap over his face and he screwed his eyes up tight. Then Courtenay pushed him forward, head down, under the spray. Pendrell felt himself falling, falling...no, still standing. Evolution, remember? Fingers combed through his hair, squeezing out the suds, spiking it up and smoothing it down. He opened his eyes too soon and they smarted with the last of the suds. Water ran over his face and off the end of his nose until Courtenay pulled him back, raised his head, nuzzled the side of his neck. Pendrell leaned into him, wet shoulder blades against Courtenay's chest, eyes stinging and tearing a little. An arm slid around him, a hand and a bar of soap circling in luxurious caresses, 99 44/100% pure. Courtenay used both hands now, rubbing down Pendrell's arms and matting lather into his chest hair. Up his sides, into his armpits, across his back, the hands, the fingers. Who had hands like this? Sculptors and musicians and massage therapists. Janitors. He was being buffed and polished, slowly and with great care. The soap painted stripes across his belly. One finger pressed into his navel and he had to take a deep breath. Then he felt the slow drag of Courtenay's lips down his spine, down, down, and he hoped the tacky rubber flowers on the bottom of the tub wouldn't hurt Jerry's knees. The hands were working their way up his legs now, curving over his calves, stroking inside his thighs and maybe he was still asleep, drowning in the wettest of wet dreams. A hand gripped his buttock, a thumb pulled down through his crease, the bar of soap nudged up against his anus. Awake, definitely awake. He never dreamed things like this. Awake, but Courtenay's voice still surprised him. "Baby, are you clean?" The soap swirled nearly into him, then fingers replaced it, spreading the lather around the ridged opening. "What?" As Pendrell spoke, tendrils of meaning spread out through his brain and the thought of what might happen raced painfully under his skin. "Did you take a shit? Are you clean?" Only Jerry could make those words sound like creme de cacao pouring into a glass. "Uh...yeah. But..." The hands were manoeuvring him, turning him to brace himself on the wall. There wasn't much room and he found himself up against the tile, his hard hard harder cock trapped against his belly, soap scum sticky under his cheek. Have to scrub the bathroom soon. The hands were pushing his legs apart, wider than was easy to balance on. Fingers pulled open his buttocks, a stubbled chin brushed against his balls, hot breath tantalised him, teased him, tortured him. Fuck you, Jerry. "Jer--" "Do you want it, baby?" Moving lips barely, barely touched him. Fuck. "I..." Don't make me. "Do you?" More contact. More. Fuck. "Please." The tongue stroked against him and he shuddered. It licked roughly around the opening, then pushed inside, probing the muscle, igniting nerve endings that evolution probably had meant for something else but fuck that. Pendrell bit his lip and leaned as much weight as he could on his throbbing cock, breathing in shallow gasps as Courtenay began to tongue-fuck him. That tongue. Who had a tongue like that? Angels and demons and lawyers. Glass blowers. The relentless piston was a sensation so intense, Pendrell wondered if he could stand it, if he'd be sick before he came. Everything was red behind his eyes, his fingernails clawed for purchase on the slippery tiles. Then, mercifully, Courtenay released him. Turned him. Sucked in his cock. Mercy. Hands steadied his hips, thumbs pressing hard on the bones. Pendrell raised his arms above his head, watched the lights flare up again under his closed eyelids, felt that mouth sliding on him, sucking him, drawing him, unravelling him. Who had a mouth like that? God and the Devil and Daniel Webster. Clarence Darrow and the Scopes Monkey trial. Homo erectus, homo sapiens, homo superior. Cocksucker. The quicksilver tongues of men and angels brought him close and closer to the moment of conversion, as he panted out the name of God, not Darwin. No atheists in foxholes. Heavy, he felt so heavy and so tight. Courtenay's mouth on his cock was the centre of the universe. Let there be light and there was light and Pendrell dug his fingernails deep into his palms as he came. When he opened his eyes, he saw the soap melting in the drain. Courtenay slid up his still-tingling body, bent down and kissed him. The warm, bitter mouthful surprised Pendrell and he almost choked again, wanting to pull back and spit, watch his semen wash down the drain. He swallowed instead. Jerry released him. "I think you're done." He smiled and Pendrell shivered a little. "Should I...I mean, do you...?" The water temperature had changed, cooler now, and gooseflesh puckered Pendrell's skin. "No, not right now. You go on." Pendrell took a few seconds to wildly admire Jerry's slick nakedness: toned, tanned, and altogether lovely. "Thank you." Blushing, he pulled open the curtain and stepped out onto the mat. Grabbing a towel, he rubbed himself briskly, trying to get warm. The universe tilted dizzily for a moment, then righted itself, spinning the centre far, far away, back to where it belonged. E pur se muove and it was Saturday morning, with coffee waiting in the kitchen. Wrapping the towel around his hips, he smeared a clear patch in the mirror, grimacing at his red-rimmed eyes. Part late night, part soap burn. Courtenay sang tunelessly in the shower. Pendrell brushed his teeth. F I N I S And the evening and the morning were the first day. Halrloprillalar prillalar@gmail.com http://prillalar.com/