Halrloprillalar   prillalar@gmail.com   http://prillalar.com/

January 18, 2004

RATING: PG.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: Stargate SG-1. Fallout.

SUMMARY: Daniel/Jonas. Short. Commiseration.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and
Gekko Productions, not me.

SELF HELP
by Halrloprillalar - prillalar@gmail.com

Daniel sat down beside Jonas. "I think this will help."

It was a pamphlet: So Your Girlfriend's A Goa'uld. Jonas stared at
it. "This happens a lot?"

"Weeeeell...just to me," Daniel said. "And only twice so far."

Ten Warning Signs, Jonas read. One: your girlfriend tries to take
over the world. Two: she's really cranky and not just at that time
of the month. Three: she's started keeping slaves.

"There are discussion questions in the back. I'd be happy to go
over them with you later." Daniel patted Jonas on the arm.

Jonas looked at Daniel, then down at the pamphlet, then back up at
Daniel. "Or we could try this." He hauled Daniel close and kissed
him.

When they finally broke apart, Daniel's glasses were askew and
Jonas's hair was hopelessly mussed.

"Maybe I should re-write the pamphlet," Daniel said.

"You won't have time," Jonas said and kissed him again.

F I N I S

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