Halrloprillalar   prillalar@gmail.com   http://prillalar.com/

August 11, 2003

RATING: PG.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

SUMMARY: Drabble. Snape's bad day.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: Rowling, not me.

NOTES: Written for the hp100 Story Summary challenge. The summary I
chose (from a provided list) was "Snape discovers that a surprising
number of Hogwarts students are very, very gay."


A PROBLEM OF SCALE
by Halrloprillalar - prillalar@gmail.com

The student stumbled nervously over his words. Snape half-listened.
He was going to kill Dumbledore for making him the school
counsellor.

He conjured a pamphlet: It's Okay To Be Gay. "Read that,
Finch-Fletchley," he said, and ushered the boy out.

This was ridiculous. Fifty percent of Hogwarts students gay? Snape
made a mental note to inspect the kitchens for tampering.

***

"Six to go," Fred said and pushed a student through the door.
"Snape will be insane."

"Wait," said George to Justin, "we didn't have you on our list."

"List?" said Justin and went off to read his pamphlet.

F I N I S

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