Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/

July 4, 1998

RATING: PG13.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: Various. No spoilers.

SUMMARY: Filk of "I Love Trash".

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: I own none of the shows I mention, nor did I write I
Love Trash--that was Jeff Moss.


I LOVE SLASH
by Halrloprillalar - hal@prillalar.com

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love slash!

Two beautiful men who chase murder suspects,
Or wrestle together, or match intellects--
Who cares?  Just so long as there's lots of hot sex!
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Sentinel, X-Files, or Star Trek,
Picard and Q, Mulder and Krycek,
Yes, I love slash!

Write me Herc and Iaolus, send me Fraser and Ray,
I want Duncan and Methos to roll in the hay.
Can Skinner and Worf please cross over to play?
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love slash!

I love Gabby and Xena unclothed and moonstruck,
Or when Janeway keeps Seven from running amok,
And Scully with anyone, just so they fuck.
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Where the women all get down and dirty,
Where the men get all mushy and flirty,
Yes, I love slash!

I'll take First Times and Angst, S&M, B&D,
Romance and Hurt/Comfort, PWP,
Give me K/S or K/D, P/K or K/P--
I love them because they're slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love, I love, I love slash!

F I N I S

Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/