Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/

December 15, 2001

RATING: NC17.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: X-Files. No spoilers.

SUMMARY: Limericks. A couple are quite rude.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: CC, 1013, Fox, not me.


LIMERICKS
by Halrloprillalar - hal@prillalar.com

Waiting alone with Frohike,
Scully said, "We've got time for a quickie."
They dove in the closet
To withdraw and deposit
And got Mulder's trenchcoat all sticky.


"I am a Medical Dr."
Scully gasped out but still Mulder Shr.
By how thick was his prick
When he'd stick his slick dick
In her crack as he Fr. and Rr.


"Mulder, that's just asinine."
"No, the aliens gave me a sign!
I know they were here.
Cause this limerick is missing a line!"


An Assistant Director named Skinner
Was known as a harsh discipliner.
He'd ream Mulder out
And knock him about,
Then give Krycek a turn after dinner.


As an alien sucked Mulder's big toe
They were caught in flagrante delicto
By a robot named Gort,
Whose menace to thwart
They yelled "Klaatu barada nikto"

F I N I S

Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/