Halrloprillalar   hal@prillalar.com   http://prillalar.com/

November 6, 2002

RATING: PG13.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. S7.

SUMMARY: Various people doing various things.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: Joss, not me.


50 WORD FANFIC - BUFFY
by Halrloprillalar - hal@prillalar.com


FACULTY LOUNGE

"I've heard things about you," said Snyder, "about
your...proclivities." He looked at Giles meaningfully.

"Even if everything you've heard about me is true, " Giles said, "I
don't much fancy you."

"Do you fancy your job?"

Giles did.

And in the end he found that he did fancy Snyder, after all.

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COCKTAIL

Spike needed money. He got a job as a bartender. The tips were
really good and the hours were perfect. Plus it was easy to sneak
free drinks. But sometimes the chip in his head kept him from
serving people who'd already had too much to drink.

So he got fired.

+++

PRIME DIRECTIVE

Xander put on his Starfleet uniform and went to the con. He was
having a good time until he spotted them:  Jonathan and Andrew. Did
they think they could get away with this?

But Xander couldn't bring himself to turn them in until after the
con.

Besides, Jonathan outranked him.

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LOVE STORY

Dawn met a cute boy at school. They went out and kissed and stuff
and Dawn was very happy. Then the boy broke up with her.

She went home and cried.

"Cheer up," said Buffy. "Lots worse stuff has happened to me."

It didn't help.

+++

HIM

Xander pulled at the jacket but it wouldn't go over his shoulders.

"You're too big," said Spike.

"Maybe if I hunch over..."

Spike grabbed the collar and yanked until the jacket came free.
"You'd look a right git anyhow." And he put it on.

Xander looked at him.


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