Humour

*elsewhere*
Scully. PG13.
Getting on with it.
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50 Ways To Murder Mulder
Mulder. PG.
Filk of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover".
HTML | TXT | 260 words.

50 Word Fanfic -- Buffy
The Buffy Gang. PG13
Various people doing various things.
HTML | TXT | 250 words.

A Chance Meeting
Remus et alia. PG.
A tragical tale of romance and obsession.
Many graphics.
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A Man's Man
Skinner/Doggett. R.
When alpha males collide...
HTML | TXT | 1040 words.

Agent Scully And The Bawdy Award
Scully et alia. R.
Scully learns the joys of fiction awards.
HTML | TXT | 1400 words.

Agent Scully and the Dirty Story
Scully et alia. R.
Scully learns the joys of writing erotica.
HTML | TXT | 1220 words.

Among The Clouds
?/?. PG13.
Drabble. Love in Cloud City.
HTML | TXT | 100 words.

Area 42
Scully/Holly. NC17.
Mulder's waterbed.
HTML | TXT | 860 words.

Big Spender
Spender/Max Fenig. PG.
Hard-boiled slash challenge.
HTML | TXT | 1390 words.

Casting Couch
Various. R.
Scully, Skinner, and Krycek look for someone to fill Mulder's...shoes.
HTML | TXT | 2320 words.

Come Again
Mulder/Skinner. NC17.
What monsters lurk outside Mulder's closet?
HTML | TXT | 620 words.

Danger Is My MIDDLE Name
Krycek/Austin Powers. PG13.
Yeah, baby.
HTML | TXT | 560 words.

Dead Redheads
Various. G.
Dead redheads of the X-Files.
HTML | TXT | 1090 words.

Disciplinary Procedures
Mulder/Skinner. PG13.
Fun.
HTML | TXT | 240 words.

Draco's Big Date
Crabbe/Goyle. G.
Being a henchman is harder than you'd think.
HTML | TXT | 1340 words.

Drawers
CSM. PG13.
The rational explanation for CSM's presence in Scully's apartment during "Closure".
HTML | TXT | 240 words.

Drunkard By Choice
Skinner/Doggett. NC17.
Your basic drunken songfic truckfuck no-such-thing-as-an-ex-Marine extravaganza.
HTML | TXT | 2030 words.

Elevator Man
Scully/Holly. R.
It's Scully Slash Elevator Sex Theme Week!
HTML | TXT | 900 words.

Free Agents
Various. R.
The annual meeting and mixer of the Free Agents of the FBI.
HTML | TXT | 1310 words.

Grokking In Fullness
Mulder/Krycek. R.
Winter getaway.
HTML | TXT | 1060 words.

Hal's Fluffy InuKai Story
InuKai. PG.
Fluff.
HTML | TXT | 780 words.

Happily Ever After
Jack/Thor. PG13
Adjustments.
HTML | TXT | 950 words.

Happiness
Mulder/Krycek. PG13.
The power of hugs.
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Heart and Soul
Mulder/Skinner. PG13.
Everybody loves song stories, right?
HTML | TXT | 2430 words.

Heterosexual Man
Spender/Bill Scully Jr. R.
What more is there to say?
HTML | TXT | 1510 words.

Hurt/Comfort
Mulder/Skinner. R.
Love hurts, love scars.
HTML | TXT | 1240 words.

I Love Slash
Various. PG13.
Filk of I Love Trash.
HTML | TXT | 230 words.

I Love You, You Love Me
Mulder/Scully. PG13.
Scully makes her move.
HTML | TXT | 500 words.

I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
Krycek/Pendrell. PG13.
A tale of domestic bliss.
HTML | TXT | 1000 words.

If I Were Queen Of The Forest
Various. R.
More sex in Lothlorien. It's like the gay bar of Middle Earth.
HTML | TXT | 1990 words.

Improbable Things
Mulder et alia. PG13.
Five things that didn't happen to Special Agent Fox Mulder.
HTML | TXT | 1450 words.

In Case Of Emergency
Ford/Zaphod. PG13.
Ford needs money and he's desperate enough to try to get some from Zaphod.
HTML | TXT | 3030 words.

Kindness To Animals
Jack/Daniel. Sirius/Remus. PG13.
Badfic. Jack finds a stray dog.
HTML | TXT | 500 words.

Ladies' Night At The Slash Cafe
Scully/?. R.
Scully makes a pickup at the Slash Cafe.
HTML | TXT | 2210 words.

Letters To A Young Gentleman
Harry/Draco. PG.
The collected correspondence of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.
HTML | TXT | 850 words.

Limericks
Various. NC17.
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Lost In Space
Joel/Lennier. PG13.
MST3K/B5 crossover. Joel has a visitor on the Joel has a visitor on the Satellite of Love.
HTML | TXT | 630 words.

Male Bondage
Mulder, Skinner, Krycek, Tom Colton. R.
A rather...different kind of seminar.
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Male Bondage II: DIY B&D
Mulder, Skinner, Pendrell, Tom Colton. R.
The boys spend the taxpayers' money on another seminar.
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Masters and Johnson
Mulder/Skinner. NC17.
Same old fuck, brand new dialouge.
HTML | TXT | 340 words.

More Happiness: All A Boy Can Give You
Krycek/John Cage. PG13.
Group therapy.
HTML | TXT | 730 words.

More Happiness: Searchin' My Soul
Krycek. PG.
Therapy.
HTML | TXT | 500 words.

Mr Toad's Wild Ride
Toad/Darn Near Everybody. NC17.
Gratuitous smut.
HTML | TXT | 1620 words.

My First Stargate Story
Jack/Daniel. PG13.
Daniel's in trouble. Jack helps him out.
HTML | TXT | 2370 words.

O Captain, My Captain
Mulder/Krycek. PG13.
Star Trek.
HTML | TXT | 580 words.

Overexposure
Skinner/Pendrell. PG13.
Drabble. Skinnertorture.
HTML | TXT | 100 words.

Panis Et Circenses
Mulder, Scully. G.
The X-Files in 155 words.
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Phantom Pain
Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. R.
...for love is strong as death...
HTML | TXT | 1420 words.

Resistance Is Futile
Lone Gunmen. PG.
Drabble.
HTML | TXT | 90 words.

Seven At One Blow
Janeway/Seven of Nine. R.
Spanking.
HTML | TXT | 430 words.

Sexual Disorientation
Mulder. R.
Just what is Mulder's sexuality?
HTML | TXT | 490 words.

Shell Game
Merry/Pippin. PG.
Short. A little something extra.
HTML | TXT | 350 words.

Social Security
Scully, Mulder, et alia. R.
Scully puts her mother in a home.
HTML | TXT | 1040 words.

Special Delivery
Kingsley, others. G.
Drabble. To catch a killer.
HTML | TXT | 100 words.

Star Trek: Aphrodite -- Jeepers Creepers
Ivanova, Scully, Skinner, and Lennier. PG13. Star Trek as I'd like to see it.
HTML | TXT | 1340 words.

Testosterone and Silky Hair
Mulder/Skinner. R.
A cycle of Alternate Universe stories.
HTML | TXT | 3060 words.

The Forever Love of Oishi and Eiji: A Tragedy in Three Acts
OishixEiji. PG.
A short play.
HTML | TXT | 1950 words.

The Haunting of the Hoover Building
Mulder, Scully. PG.
The X-Files office is haunted.
HTML | TXT | 1870 words.

The Judgement of Paris
The Lone Gunmen. PG13.
Krycek. Star Wars. Crullers.
HTML | TXT | 2040 words.

The Love Of A Good Woman
Mulder/Scully. NC17.
Mulder makes his move.
HTML | TXT | 1690 words.

The Monkey Prince
MomoKai, PG
Kaoru was a lonely boy.
HTML | TXT | 2990 words.

The Scarlet Letter
Scully, Mulder. PG13.
Scully isn't gay.
HTML | TXT | 530 words.

The Thousand Nights and One Knight: Qui-Gon Jinn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan (Luke/Wedge). NC17.
Pre-TPM. In which Qui-Gon thinks he'll move to Corellia.
HTML | TXT | 2050 words.

The Valentine Plan
X-Files. PG.
Valentine's Day badfic. Anything could happen.
HTML | TXT | 1610 words.

The Zork Files
Scully. G.
The X-Files as interactive fiction.
HTML | TXT | 660 words.

They'll None of 'Em Be Missed
Filk. G.
Defer, defer, to the Lord High Executioner, Chris Carter.
HTML | TXT | 400 words.

Three Is The Magic Number
Harry/Draco/Ron. R.
Humour, badfic. It's Draco's birthday and Harry has a special evening planned. But then Ron comes in!
HTML | TXT | 1570 words.

Three-Way Whatchimacallit
Spender/Pendrell/Baldwin. R.
No plot.
HTML | TXT | 1530 words.

Tierce de Picardie
Spender/Baldwin. R.
Pillow talk.
HTML | TXT | 970 words.

Unmarried Mother
Scully. PG13.
Requiem post-ep. Scully wonders what the hell is going on.
HTML | TXT | 1080 words.

Violence And The Subtext Of Homoerotic Desire or Beat Me, Daddy
Mulder, Krycek, Spender, Skinner. R.
The boys beat each other up and enjoy it. But why?
HTML | TXT | 2010 words.

What's In A Name?
Scully/Alex. PG.
But which Alex?
HTML | TXT | 380 words.

Would You, Could You?
Drabble. PG13.
In the dark? Here in the dark?
HTML | TXT | 100 words.

You're The Top
Mulder/Skinner. PG.
Filk of Cole Porter's You're The Top. Mulder sings to Skinner.
HTML | TXT | 230 words.