Quid Est Veritas?

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September 21, 2004

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: G.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Voldemort and his boys, killing time.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: For the hp100 fanfic clichés challenge.

"... with a goat."

The laughter died as Voldemort entered. "What are you doing?" he asked.

No one answered, so Voldemort turned on the nearest Death Eater. "Macnair?"

Macnair paled. "Nothing, my lord."

"Nothing?" Voldemort raised his wand.

"Nothing! Just ... a game of Truth or Dare."

Insolence! "Crucio!" Voldemort cried and Macnair writhed in agony. "Next time, invite me too!" Voldemort sat. "Now, let's play." He looked around the circle. "Snape, truth or dare: are you loyal to me?"

"Um ... dare."

"All right, Snape, I dare you to kiss Malfoy." Voldemort rubbed his hands together. This was going to be fun.


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Oh, that would be fun. A whole lot of fun. To watch ;) I don't think I'd like to play... but awsome fic funny and evil.

fanficfinatic @ October 12, 2004

oooo, lovely twisted story.

@ November 17, 2004

Oh that was funny lol

Pip @ February 13, 2005

heehee! *giggles insanely* gotta love that Voldie. Probably hasn't gotten laid since he turned ugly. This is probably the 10th or 15th story I've read from you and I just wanted to generally say that you are the master at drabbles and one-shots. They can make me cry or laugh, sometimes both and it's not that easy to do. Keep up the good work and such. Have a good day. :D

@ July 26, 2005

OK, that was the FUNNIEST thing ive ever read in HP fandom. you should email this to rowling, im not even kidding.

@ February 04, 2006

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