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April 18, 2004

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: PG.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Harry, Draco, plans.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: Written for the Sorting Cat challenge: after Harry takes Polyjuice to look like Draco, Draco walks in accidentally.

Harry went over his checklist one more time. Everything seemed to be in order so he took his beaker of Polyjuice, added one blond hair, and drank.

His body twisted and Harry groaned. Just as the transformation was complete, the door opened. Harry groaned again. He'd forgotten to lock it.

In walked the worst person imaginable.

Draco's mouth hung open as he stared. "Who--what--how dare you--" He glanced around at the cameras set up around the room. "What's going on?"

"I'm Crabbe," Harry said. "I was going to take some heroic pictures of you for your birthday."

"Oh," Draco said and smirked. "I'll leave you to it, then."

Harry locked the door this time.

Fifteen minutes wasted! He'd have to hurry. Harry shucked off his robes and struck the first pose.

Playwitch would pay well for these.


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Gr8 stuff! we'd like 2 get a hold of them!

d evil squirrel! @ June 03, 2004

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! OMG! THAT WAS THE BEST! KEEP IT UP! *wipes tears of mirth from eyes*

Em @ June 04, 2004

Oh, Harry, wicked boy...

@ June 27, 2004

ahhhh, i can so imagine harry doing something like that! OMG so funny!

jen @ June 29, 2004

*squeee* how cute!!
Must...find...that copy of playwitch hehehe

@ September 25, 2004

HILARIOUS THAT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME ..................hehehehehehe * dies laughin*

katina @ October 31, 2004

Lol I've read this somewhere before - great work. Write more humour, it rocks. Tootles.

Pip @ February 13, 2005


yes, i literally guffawed. i sounded just like my father. and i'm a girl.

elsie @ April 27, 2005

he he he he. omg. soo funny. i wana see the pics. :)

kirstin @ July 31, 2005

*wipes tears away*
oh god. thats just brilliant ^___________^
my compliments to the max!

Zentiis @ August 01, 2005

lol Poor Draco! Harry is such a perv,he should be Draco.........*smirk* Sorry got lost in though agian.

Brooke @ August 02, 2006

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