Duties And Obligations

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March 23, 2004

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: G.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Snape joins the Death Eaters.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: For the snape100 Death Eater challenge.

Snape was lonely, so he joined the Death Eaters.

The first week, he went for cocktails twice.

The second week, there were two dinner parties and a wine tasting.

The third week, he drank tea, played bridge, hunted trolls, and joined a house party.

The fourth week, Snape declined a concert invitation. He was gently reminded that Voldemort liked his Death Eaters to socialize. Snape attended the concert.

After three months, Snape threw himself on Dumbledore's mercy . "We need intelligence," Dumbledore said. "The Malfoys have a ball tonight."

It took eight cheering charms just to get Snape off the floor.

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LOL! That was great, very funny.

Karachi @ April 19, 2004

Do I love this because I have that social anxiety thingie and can empathize with Snape, or because you put this up on my birthday? Either way, snerk!

Mel @ April 29, 2004

umm...not sure what to say

0.o different!

queeneb @ May 05, 2004

Still visiting very bad mental place! (See other fic comments! For bad mental place stories fic called: Enough - 2 place down from this one! It involved Snape - It was v scary!

d evil squirrel! @ June 03, 2004

Awesome! :D

Katya @ March 04, 2005

haha, that is so snape..."being social and pleasant??! NOOOOO you can't make me do it!!!"

but i'm the same way. i'd probably be kissing the hem of dumbledore's robes too.

elsie @ April 27, 2005

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