Snape was lonely, so he joined the Death Eaters.
The first week, he went for cocktails twice.
The second week, there were two dinner parties and a wine tasting.
The third week, he drank tea, played bridge, hunted trolls, and joined a house party.
The fourth week, Snape declined a concert invitation. He was gently reminded that Voldemort liked his Death Eaters to socialize. Snape attended the concert.
After three months, Snape threw himself on Dumbledore's mercy . "We need intelligence," Dumbledore said. "The Malfoys have a ball tonight."
It took eight cheering charms just to get Snape off the floor.
FINIS
LOL! That was great, very funny.