Daniel sat down beside Jonas. "I think this will help."
It was a pamphlet: So Your Girlfriend's A Goa'uld. Jonas stared at it. "This happens a lot?"
"Weeeeell...just to me," Daniel said. "And only twice so far."
Ten Warning Signs, Jonas read. One: your girlfriend tries to take over the world. Two: she's really cranky and not just at that time of the month. Three: she's started keeping slaves.
"There are discussion questions in the back. I'd be happy to go over them with you later." Daniel patted Jonas on the arm.
Jonas looked at Daniel, then down at the pamphlet, then back up at Daniel. "Or we could try this." He hauled Daniel close and kissed him.
When they finally broke apart, Daniel's glasses were askew and Jonas's hair was hopelessly mussed.
"Maybe I should re-write the pamphlet," Daniel said.
"You won't have time," Jonas said and kissed him again.