Once upon a time, an old witch lived in a small cottage in the woods. Her house was made of gingerbread but it kept the rain off.
One day, two evil Muggle children came and began to tear the witch's house apart and eat it.
"Begone," she said, but they only laughed and tore off the roof.
So she cooked and ate them and she and her cat lived happily ever after.
"Another," said Draco. "Another, or I shan't go to sleep."
Lucius sighed and turned the page. "Once upon a time, there was a poor hungry wolf..."