As Much As He Deserves

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October 21, 2003

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: R.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Lucius, Voldemort, and a world of squick.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: For the hpsquick100 "missing bits" challenge.

"Ah, Malfoy." Voldemort opened a cabinet. "What do you think?"

It was a man -- a patchwork of stitched-together body parts. No wonder so many Death Eaters were sporting silver limbs like Wormtail's.

"My companion lacks but one thing," Voldemort said.

Lucius had noticed the lack of that particular thing. He shuddered and opened his robes.

It was quick. It hurt a lot. But the replacement did seem to work.

When Voldemort dismissed him, Lucius thought he'd spend some time interrogating their captives.

He wanted to find out what would happen if he fucked a werewolf with a silver dick.

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hehe, succulent..delectible....humorous...you always surprise me. where do you come up with these ideas? :)

Rae @ November 29, 2003

lol! lovable you should write what happens...hee hee i's love to read that!

Jack O'lantern @ February 07, 2004

lol! lovable you should write what happens...hee hee i's love to read that!

Jack O'lantern @ February 07, 2004

Heehee its really good. If you ever write a sequal about Lucis and a werewolf send me a message.

Tor @ March 20, 2004

You sick bitch! I just laughed myself into chest pains!

That last sentence just screams to be embroidered on a sampler.

Sergeant Majorette @ April 06, 2004

for some reason when he said "theres one part missing" i knew...but... lol seeing it in plain black and white was the most hilarious thing EVER!

kharabeet @ April 09, 2004

I never knew! Voldemort!

Marius @ May 19, 2004

Oh, I love it, I love it! Brilliant!

Ervinai @ June 08, 2004

BWAH!!!! i've seen silver-cock-piercing!lucius before, but THIS.

mm @ May 12, 2005

oh, [heart] the implication at the end. ^-^

garnet @ June 19, 2005

AHAHAHA, so squicky and GENIUS!

@ August 01, 2005

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