Prime Minister Pandora Braithwaite and Minister of Magic Hermione Granger met Friday to finalize their One Britain scheme.
"We are pleased," Braithwaite said, "that the wizards of Britain will now become productive members of normal society."
Said Granger: "Wizards must now step forward into the twenty-first century and stand shoulder to shoulder with our fellow citizens."
"Together," Braithwaite added, "we will foster a sense of community, forge a single identity, and bring much-needed stability to all the peoples of Britain."
Dumbledore dropped the paper and passed a hand over his forehead. "Fawkes," he said. "Alert the Order. Again."
FINIS
*laughs like a mad thing*