Would You, Could You?

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September 3, 2003

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Filks and Rhymes, Humour, Slash

Rating: PG.

Fandom/Spoilers: Uh...

Summary: In the dark? Here in the dark?

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Notes: For the slash100 In The Dark challenge. Also: I'm sorry.

In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.
I-- stop that, Sam, you'll leave a mark!

Would you, could you, with some beer?

Leave me be, Sam, I'm not queer!

Would you like it with a hug?
Would you like it on the rug?

Not with a hug!
Not on the rug!
Not with some beer!
NOT IN MY EAR!
Not-- that just then,
Do that again.

Oh, Sam-I-Am! My Sam-I-Am!
I do so love you, Sam-I-Am!

I will do you here or there.
I will do you anywhere!

FINIS

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@p i'm really not sure how to reply to this
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just chuckles and saves on her favorites and sends to rest of her fellow fic raters. i'll get back to you.

queeneb @ January 09, 2004

You know, somehow slash seems to just pick childhood memories apart, piece by piece:D LOVE IT:D (and have to say, 'theirloveissocanon')

Jen @ February 14, 2004

That was *fantastic*. Gave me an embarrassing and ill-timed case of the giggles though. ^_^

Madeleine @ May 09, 2004

... I must confess.

I've memorized this, and for the past year I've been reciting it to all my friends. It's quite the in-joke now. All one of us needs to do is say -In the dark? Here in the dark?- and the rest of us fall apart laughing and making lewd gestures at one another.

Thank you for providing such entertainment for us. It is greatly appreciated.

All of your other stuff is fantastic too, BTW. I just wish the rest of the fandom had even half your talent.

The Evil Overlord @ December 23, 2004

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