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September 2, 2003

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter, Humour

Rating: G.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: To catch a killer.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: for the hp100 Owl Post challenge.

Shacklebolt addressed his team. "Sirius Black has been at large for two months now. Progress reports, please."

"Dementors are at Hogwarts and Hogsmeade."

"We're watching several other places Black may go."

"Three Divination experts are providing daily horoscopes for Black."

A young clerk pushed a cart with a squeaky wheel into the room. He put several letters and a parcel on the table.

"Thank you," Shacklebolt said. "Now we have a tip that Black might be--"

"In a holding cell downstairs," the clerk said.

Everyone stared. "Who brought him in?" "When?" "How?"

The clerk shrugged. "I owled him a portkey."

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Bwahahahahahaha!!!

Dude, this is *great*!

Starfish @ November 24, 2003

Hah!! This is brilliant.

saabira @ January 31, 2004

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY! EXCELLENT JOB!

@ June 07, 2004

I'm gonna fall over and DIE.

I have no CLUE what I want to say to this one. I think you should send it to JK and see what she thinks...

Shikala @ September 21, 2004

Ohhh funny this is great.

fanficfinatic @ October 12, 2004

Excellent excellent E-X-C...oh, what the hell. My point is, that was GOOD.

Jumato @ February 13, 2005

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