Our World Is Crumbling Around Us

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May 20, 2003

Categories: Crossovers, Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: G.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Bruno & Boots.

Summary: Elmer's new roommate.

Disclaimer: Rowling, Korman, not me.

Notes: For the hp100 Crossover challenge.

"Calm down, Elmer," Boots said.

"What's wrong?" asked Bruno.

"My new roommate," Elmer said. "I can't ... he has some sort of matter transmogrification device. He changed my ant colony into a plate of cookies. Then he ATE them!"

"Is that him?" Bruno pointed.

Elmer nodded. The new student walked over.

"Going to introduce me, Drimsdale?" he drawled.

Elmer shuddered. "Boots O'Neal, Bruno Walton -- Draco Malfoy."

Bruno's eyes narrowed. "Welcome to Macdonald Hall," he said, with a look Boots knew spelled trouble.

"Thank you," said Draco and changed Bruno's shirt into a straightjacket.

Boots sighed. It would be a long semester.

FINIS

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Yes! Someone else remembers Bruno and Boots!

And, oh, dear, what a set up! Poor Elmer. Poor Boots. Poor Fish!

And, just possibly, poor Draco.

Emily Ravenwood @ October 24, 2003

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Azalais Malfoy @ March 07, 2004

How absolutely cool is it that you have written this? Not only does it feed my resurgence of Bruno&Boots love, but you also incorporated HP fandom as well?!

May I have your babies?

This was such a find, I love it so very much. <3

glockgal @ April 14, 2004

IEEEEEE! Aw, this is perfect! What a sparkling little glipse into a madness that could only be formed by combining my two favourite fandoms!

Brooke @ April 15, 2004

Oh, Bruno and Boots, my slash imprint pair. This was hilarious--I keep imagining Bruno's response to the straightjacket!

lifeinwords @ April 15, 2004

"My new roommate," Elmer said. "I can't ... he has some sort of matter transmogrification device. He changed my ant colony into a plate of cookies. Then he ATE them!"

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

How much do I love you for writing B&B fic.

THIS MUCH.

Which is a lot, though it may not show. I'm bad at showing people how I feel inside. :(

Lassiter @ May 13, 2004

Um, I'm afraid I have no clue who Bruno, Boots, or Elmer are.

Malihini @ July 07, 2006

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