One Is the Loneliest Number

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May 19, 2003

Categories: Crossovers, Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: PG13.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies. The Matrix.

Summary: Harry, Morpheus, armchairs.

Disclaimer: Rowling, Wachowskis, not me.

Notes: For the hp100 Crossover challenge.

"You are the One, Harry," Morpheus said.

Harry sat back in his chair, head reeling. "So," he said, "after I've risked certain death countless times in order to defeat Voldemort, overthrow the Emperor, and destroy the One Ring, you come along and tell me that none of that was even real?"

"That's right," Morpheus said.

"So now I've got to save everybody again."

"That's right."

"Fuck that," Harry said and reached for the blue pill.

"Oh, but in the real world, Harry--"

Harry stopped. "What?"

"In the real world, you'll get to have sex."

And Harry took the red pill.


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*shriek* AHAHAHA. You're brilliant, Harloprillar!

Anu @ June 28, 2003

"With who?" *sees line of eager girls*

oh, that's who.

Shelby @ August 05, 2003

Coffee. On. My. Monitor.

FayJay @ January 01, 2004

HEE! Love it!

Owlie @ January 20, 2004

yeaaaaaa! harry's finally gonna get some action! lol....perfect as usual!

kharabeet @ April 09, 2004

I read it, and it was Oh.My.GOD! I couldn't stop laughing! My parents are looking at me funny!

Jumato @ February 13, 2005

This is frickin' hilarious!!!

Malihini @ July 07, 2006

ROTFLOL. Poor Harry; looks like good hero's are hard to find. =D

Greatly amusing!

Qem @ September 11, 2006

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