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April 7, 2003

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter, Slash

Rating: PG.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Draco's dying wish.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: For the hp100 Dead Letters Challenge.

Dear Harry,

I never thought I'd be able to tell you this.

I love you and I always have. My dying wish is that you know. My dying regret is that I never kissed you.

Farewell, my love.

Draco Mal--

"--foy, Malfoy!"

Draco opened his eyes, saw Harry, and vomited a large quantity of water all over him.

"You fell in the lake," Harry said. "You drowned. Your heart stopped and everything. Hermione did a Resuscitatus."

So the imp with quill and parchment was just a hallucination. Good.

"Harry," Ron called. "An owl's arrived for you."

Draco threw up again.


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Heheh. This made me give an evil little chuckle at the end. Gotta love Draco, the little git. Serves him right, I hope Harry reads it out loud...^_~ I'd love to see a continuation to this, it's a wonderful open-ended tid-bit!

Casey @ April 21, 2003

Oh god, you fabulous thing, you. I have never laughed so hard about anything with that much vomiting in so few words.
tee hee. (still giggling)

geekmomma @ May 21, 2003

Hee hee! I read this when you first posted it to LJ, and re-reading it now I find myself laughing as much as the first time. I'd love to see a series of vignettes in this universe with an 'oops' theme dominating Harry and Draco's relationship. I'm a t00b for silliness. Cheers!

Neetee @ July 11, 2003

*cheers the timely owl*
poor little dragon^^

Lacey R. Odell @ July 12, 2003


i love the owl. right on time, my pretty one. poor draco, though...

Shelby @ August 05, 2003

That's evil, and hilarious. I actually pulled a muscel laughing, i have to take a tylenol every 3 to 4 hours.

P.S. Im still mourning sirius' death...
P.P.S. I bet Jk Rowling's getting alot of hate
P.P.P.P.S. HOW COULD SHE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
P.P.P.P.P.S. Sorry 'bout that.

Mrs.SiriusBlack @ November 20, 2003


Wow, that was great. Just great! i love it!

Owlie @ January 20, 2004

TEE HEE! This was gr8! How deliciously evil!

Lilli @ February 14, 2004

Nice way of making someone fall for you:just tell him you love him and vomit in his face. Charming.

Diana @ February 22, 2004

Oooh... hilarious. Definitely made me laugh out loud!

Tsk.... Poor Draco XDDDD

Mikuro Kurayami @ February 24, 2004

Very amusing. You have a true gift for writting drabbles. ^_^

Haru @ February 27, 2004

i just love this one XDXD you've got great ideas and this one's just as great as that one where ron gets two messages... only a bit too late *cough* %D

schuldig @ August 28, 2004

I giggle everytime I read this one. Kind of wish there was a sequel though... hmm.. don't know how you would do it though ( I mean I know the next line of reasoning but the reactions and Draco dealing and maybe getting the letter before Harry could read it..then being called a git for trying to become a suicide statistic...
Oh well.. Very Good!!

BlackCat9 @ September 07, 2004

Ha, that was perfect. *still giggling*

Sine @ December 08, 2004

love it can u make a sequel but abit longer?
p.s. happy christmas

hp_lover @ December 25, 2004

perfect just perfect. You have perfected the art of capturing the exact essence of a ship in VERY FEW WORDS. GENIUS. am now going to off and make luv to all the rest of your drabbles, Mad Genius.

nanax2 @ January 16, 2005


mb @ March 09, 2005

haha, that took me awhile to get. hahaha, brilliant.

Garnet @ April 09, 2005

WAHAHAHA! oh, draco. silly silly boy. i feel no pity. i wish i could see harry's reaction when he reads the note.

elsie @ April 27, 2005

lol. Halereous! I love this. One of the best drabbles i've read!

kirstin @ July 31, 2005

I'm a Chinese girl who like your fictions of Harry/Draco very much!!
And may I ask you for a favor to allow me to translate them into Chinese in order to put them in my Chinese HPfan bbs to share them with my friends?
wait for your reply~

Ellena @ April 20, 2006

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