Waiting alone with Frohike,
Scully said, "We've got time for a quickie."
They dove in the closet
To withdraw and deposit
And got Mulder's trenchcoat all sticky.
"I am a Medical Dr."
Scully gasped out but still Mulder Shr.
By how thick was his prick
When he'd stick his slick dick
In her crack as he Fr. and Rr.
"Mulder, that's just asinine."
"No, the aliens gave me a sign!
I know they were here.
Cause this limerick is missing a line!"
An Assistant Director named Skinner
Was known as a harsh discipliner.
He'd ream Mulder out
And knock him about,
Then give Krycek a turn after dinner.
As an alien sucked Mulder's big toe
They were caught in flagrante delicto
By a robot named Gort,
Whose menace to thwart
They yelled "Klaatu barada nikto"
FINIS
Shikala @ September 03, 2004
LOL! [points to--->]
"withdraw and deposit"
"Fr. and Rr."
"asinine" rhyming with "line"
"harsh discipliner"
"flagrante delicto" rhyming with "The Day the Earth Stood Still"