50 Word Fanfic -- Buffy

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November 6, 2002

Categories: Buffy, Drabbles & Shorts, Humour, Slash

Rating: PG13.

Fandom/Spoilers: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. S7.

Summary: Various people doing various things.

Disclaimer: Joss, not me.

Faculty Lounge

"I've heard things about you," said Snyder, "about your...proclivities." He looked at Giles meaningfully.

"Even if everything you've heard about me is true, " Giles said, "I don't much fancy you."

"Do you fancy your job?"

Giles did.

And in the end he found that he did fancy Snyder, after all.


Spike needed money. He got a job as a bartender. The tips were really good and the hours were perfect. Plus it was easy to sneak free drinks. But sometimes the chip in his head kept him from serving people who'd already had too much to drink.

So he got fired.

Prime Directive

Xander put on his Starfleet uniform and went to the con. He was having a good time until he spotted them: Jonathan and Andrew. Did they think they could get away with this?

But Xander couldn't bring himself to turn them in until after the con.

Besides, Jonathan outranked him.

Love Story

Dawn met a cute boy at school. They went out and kissed and stuff and Dawn was very happy. Then the boy broke up with her.

She went home and cried.

"Cheer up," said Buffy. "Lots worse stuff has happened to me."

It didn't help.


Xander pulled at the jacket but it wouldn't go over his shoulders.

"You're too big," said Spike.

"Maybe if I hunch over..."

Spike grabbed the collar and yanked until the jacket came free. "You'd look a right git anyhow." And he put it on.

Xander looked at him.


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It's great how much of the spirit of the show you've captured in so few words - these made me grin, but they also hit the spot on characterisation. (Well, apart from the Snyder/Giles. Sorry. But even that one still made me grin.)

Yes, so, I enjoyed these very much indeed, and I'm left impressed by the skill which they were written.

Katy @ November 02, 2003

AGH! Snyder/Giles! Wow, that started me. Cocktail and Prime Directive were brilliant. Nice job.

Chess @ April 27, 2004

I liked "Love Story" (such a Buffy thing to say!) and "Cocktail" and "Faculty Lounge" (of course) for the omg! factor. Very entertaining.

Madeleine @ May 09, 2004

That's really all there is to say.
I am greatly entertained.

Hannah @ February 08, 2006

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