I Love Slash

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July 4, 1998

Categories: Filks and Rhymes, Humour, Slash

Rating: PG13.

Fandom/Spoilers: Various. No spoilers.

Summary: Filk of I Love Trash.

Disclaimer: I own none of the shows I mention, nor did I write I Love Trash--that was Jeff Moss.

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love slash!

Two beautiful men who chase murder suspects,
Or wrestle together, or match intellects--
Who cares? Just so long as there's lots of hot sex!
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Sentinel, X-Files, or Star Trek,
Picard and Q, Mulder and Krycek,
Yes, I love slash!

Write me Herc & Iaolus, send me Fraser & Ray,
I want Duncan & Methos to roll in the hay.
Can Skinner and Worf please cross over to play?
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love slash!

I love Gabby & Xena unclothed and moonstruck,
Or when Janeway keeps Seven from running amok,
And Scully with anyone, just so they fuck.
I love it because it's slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Where the women all get down and dirty,
Where the men get all mushy and flirty,
Yes, I love slash!

I'll take First Times and Angst, S&M, B&D,
Romance and Hurt/Comfort, PWP,
Give me K/S or K/D, P/K or K/P--
I love them because they're slash!

Oh, I love slash!
Anything sexy, erotic, or smutty,
Romantic, suggestive, or slutty,
Yes, I love, I love, I love slash!

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This is wonderful ... so good that I'm passing it along to a friend (we share the best smut we find)

Aloe @ February 17, 2004

Bloody brilliant.
Ladies and gentlemen, methinks we have an *anthem*.
I might have to post this in my LJ. I'll give you due props.

Shikala @ September 21, 2004

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